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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.