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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)