What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

Asparagus Jokes More Asparagus Jokes

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.