What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.