What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

How many suh dudes does it take to fix a light bulb?

It's already lit fam

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...