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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.