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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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It was from all the cross-training...

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In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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In case you get a hole in one!

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So they can bring two canopies.

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Get them back inside the camp!

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.