Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...