Pack Jokes

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

Removed

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

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What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Beaker Jokes More Beaker Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

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What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!