Pack Jokes

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

$Your Age Is Only Math$

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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Who's there! Adelia! Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

Removed

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.