Pack Jokes

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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He was charged with battery.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What is a hipster Russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

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He was Russian.

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

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What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.