Pack Jokes

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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Beaker Jokes More Beaker Jokes

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Girl Track Team Jokes More Girl Track Team Jokes

6 Pack Jokes More 6 Pack Jokes

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.