Pack Jokes

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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Who's there! Adelia! Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

Removed

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

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One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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Half a cat

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Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.... Okay bye now

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.