Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

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Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

Beaker Jokes More Beaker Jokes

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you call the worst Dr. Who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick