Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

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Knock knock. Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus