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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Beaker Jokes More Beaker Jokes

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.