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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.