How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.