How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

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How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

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Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!