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How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.