What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.