What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

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What do white girls and web developers have in common?

Nobody ever compliments our back end

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*