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What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

Nobody ever compliments our back end