What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.