What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

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How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do elephants and plums have in common?

Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.