What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

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What do elephants and plums have in common?

Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple