What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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How are an elephant and a plum the same?

They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.