What do elephants and plums have in common?

Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.