What do elephants and plums have in common?

Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

They are both purple, except for the rabbit.