What do elephants and plums have in common?

Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

They are both purple, except for the rabbit.