What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.