What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

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What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.