Put velcro on the ceiling.
It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
Give her the D.
When they are read.
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
Because he was in first place.
A Kit-Kat.
You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.
