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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!