How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Who lives in the White House?

The black man

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.