How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.