How do you get a black man to stop jump...

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

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