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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why are Batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.