How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off