How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off