How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

Then jetpack through the ceiling.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.