How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.