How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off