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How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

Then jetpack through the ceiling.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.