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How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.