Trampoline Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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OH CARP!!!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

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Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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Ripit

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!