What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do sound engineers say when they leave?

Audios

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.