What do you call a man with no arms and...

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?