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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Who's there! Butch! Butch who?

Butch your arms around me!

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.