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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.