How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.