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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard