How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.