What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

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How do you spell elephant?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.