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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.