Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.