Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

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What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt