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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts