Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.