Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose