Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today