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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.