How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.