A thief in the knight
He was a safe robber.
This is a stick-up.
Man.
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
Xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.
Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
A Sir conference.
He had the knight off!
