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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night