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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.