How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!