How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don