How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Previous Random Joke Next

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!