How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.