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How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham