How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

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Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...