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How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Why are there no podiatrist generals?

Because all they know is de feet

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.