Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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Removed

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.