Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Broadview*

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.