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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.