He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
Because they quickly lose interest
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Try it out on Internet Explorer
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs
Arr! It's driving me nuts!
Getting McCafe on McAfee
Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.
Scramble
Because they won't commute.
When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.