Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

How did the Bohemian pay?

Just a Check

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.