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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Heisenberg Jokes More Heisenberg Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Momentum Jokes More Momentum Jokes

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.