Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

Heisenberg Jokes More Heisenberg Jokes

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Momentum Jokes More Momentum Jokes

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Commute Jokes More Commute Jokes

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!