Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!