They don't know where home is.
Because it reminds them of home.
Underwear Replenishment
Hey, get off me homes!
Shucks
Sherlock, homes
Because his home was a maze thing.
Get off me homes.
Dubai fours
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
A home-cooked shower.
Ayyyy watch it homes!
No home oh
They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home
The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
Hang at home.
Not even, homes
Yo get off me, homes!
Get in the Karma.
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
She moved.
A. Build a circular driveway.
A. Electricity.
Their bigotry.
Mentally in-stable.
IUD
For Harambe.
Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
He was Russian.
Cantaloupe
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
With a pig pen.
Madame
They've never known what home is.
Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
The shadow of his former shelf.
Student: By Staying at home.
Because they won't commute.
Mousework!
Unemployed.
He was not being reared right!
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
He felt at home with And/Or.
A poultry-geist.
All the homes there are underwater
Home on the Range'!
Me: Because my bed is at home.
Naughty pine
Alone.
He was running a trap house.
Rep Tiles
He was a Mets fan.
So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!
His answer: "My mom."
Because of the indoor fins.
He left his home on the range.
Sounds like he had already done the... time
On the range!
Their Linens
Tide
Scent.
I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What
People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
She was trying to blow the horn
Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"
R/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
Because nobody liked it on earth.
They both fly but the broom doesn't.
It swept with his girlfriend
Chubby 7th grade girls!
