They don't know where home is.
Because it reminds them of home.
Underwear Replenishment
Hey, get off me homes!
Shucks
Sherlock, homes
Because his home was a maze thing.
Get off me homes.
Dubai fours
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
A home-cooked shower.
Ayyyy watch it homes!
No home oh
They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home
The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
Hang at home.
Not even, homes
Yo get off me, homes!
Get in the Karma.
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
She moved.
A. Build a circular driveway.
A. Electricity.
Their bigotry.
Mentally in-stable.
IUD
For Harambe.
Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
He was Russian.
Cantaloupe
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
With a pig pen.
Madame
They've never known what home is.
Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
The shadow of his former shelf.
Student: By Staying at home.
Because they won't commute.
Mousework!
Unemployed.
He was not being reared right!
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
He felt at home with And/Or.
A poultry-geist.
All the homes there are underwater
Home on the Range'!
Me: Because my bed is at home.
Naughty pine
Alone.
He was running a trap house.
Rep Tiles
He was a Mets fan.
So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!
His answer: "My mom."
Because of the indoor fins.
He left his home on the range.
Sounds like he had already done the... time
On the range!
Because he has gnocchi
None, we just swap out your whole house
It was too Loki.
He'll tell you.
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
He keeps missing his train
Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."
What do you mean?
A dog knows what is 'no'.
They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit
Take away its brooms.
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!
Scent.
An a-roam-a.
To see how long he slept.
Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
