They don't know where home is.
Because it reminds them of home.
Underwear Replenishment
Hey, get off me homes!
Shucks
Sherlock, homes
Because his home was a maze thing.
Get off me homes.
Dubai fours
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
A home-cooked shower.
Ayyyy watch it homes!
No home oh
They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home
The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
Hang at home.
Not even, homes
Yo get off me, homes!
Get in the Karma.
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
She moved.
A. Build a circular driveway.
A. Electricity.
Their bigotry.
Mentally in-stable.
IUD
For Harambe.
Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
He was Russian.
Cantaloupe
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
With a pig pen.
Madame
They've never known what home is.
Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
The shadow of his former shelf.
Student: By Staying at home.
Because they won't commute.
Mousework!
Unemployed.
He was not being reared right!
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
He felt at home with And/Or.
A poultry-geist.
All the homes there are underwater
Home on the Range'!
Me: Because my bed is at home.
Naughty pine
Alone.
He was running a trap house.
Rep Tiles
He was a Mets fan.
So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!
His answer: "My mom."
Because of the indoor fins.
He left his home on the range.
Sounds like he had already done the... time
On the range!
It makes me sick.
Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea
They want to make ends meet.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Because Windows 7, 8, 9.
He had a bad experience with windows.
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
A read-only man.
Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
Only one shows an interest in the balls.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door >
A sub-woofer!!!
A Nii-san
