Because it reminds them of home.
Underwear Replenishment
Hey, get off me homes!
Shucks
Because his home was a maze thing.
Get off me homes.
Dubai fours
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
A home-cooked shower.
Ayyyy watch it homes!
She moved.
A. Build a circular driveway.
Their bigotry.
Mentally in-stable.
Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
He was Russian.
Cantaloupe
With a pig pen.
Madame
They've never known what home is.
Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
The shadow of his former shelf.
Student: By Staying at home.
Because they won't commute.
Mousework!
Unemployed.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
He felt at home with And/Or.
A poultry-geist.
All the homes there are underwater
Home on the Range'!
Me: Because my bed is at home.
Alone.
Rep Tiles
He was a Mets fan.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
His answer: "My mom."
Because of the indoor fins.
He left his home on the range.
On the range!
It's meteor.
You guys have no life!
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
She ran away from the ball.
Because she keeps running away from the ball
A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.
One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
They didn't know their limits
You really have a smart uniform.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
He saw the phone bill.