How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!