How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater