What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

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What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

What do you call an Arctic bear that goes both ways?

Bipolar.