What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

What do you call an Arctic bear that goes both ways?

Bipolar.