What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

Arctic Jokes More Arctic Jokes

What do you call an Arctic bear that goes both ways?

Bipolar.

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.