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What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

Arctic Jokes More Arctic Jokes

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the Arctic?

Knot cool

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.