What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

Previous Random Joke Next
Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Arctic Jokes More Arctic Jokes

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.