When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

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What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

What' the bare minimum?

One bear

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor