When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word