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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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What word is always spelled wrong?

Wrong

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.