When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

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Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".