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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

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What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).