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What do you call bears without ears?

B.

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B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

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Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.