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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Sleeveless Shirt Jokes More Sleeveless Shirt Jokes

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.