Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone