Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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A haunting license

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What do books wear on a rainy day?

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone