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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

Express Jokes More Express Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Sleeveless Shirt Jokes More Sleeveless Shirt Jokes

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.