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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

What's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Express Jokes More Express Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Sleeveless Shirt Jokes More Sleeveless Shirt Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone