Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

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What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.