Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Bob.

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Russell.

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I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Barberians.

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North West

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Bare Grylls

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Digest Readers.

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The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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A haunting license

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Soccer tee's

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Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.