What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob