What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Where did bob go during the explosion?

Everywhere.......