What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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Get out of my son.

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A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What does BoB have Now?

He have diabetes