What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.