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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob