What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.