What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."