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What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

What do you call a man chasing a car?

Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A book.

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.