What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.