What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

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Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out