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What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.