What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.