When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose