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When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Who's there! Acid! Acid who?

Acidently on purpose!