When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Acid. Acid who?

Accidentally on purpose!