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What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.