What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

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What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.