What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.