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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.