What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?