What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.