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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.