How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kind of work does a weak cat do?

Light mouse work.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!