The Rooster
To get to the other side.
To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
To get to the other side
Because it was too chicken!
Pout-ry farm..
A chicken
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
In Greece.
It would be a fowl proceeding.
To screw in the lightbulb.
Chicken sees a salad.
To contact those on the other side.
All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach
The chicken crossed it.
To get to the other slide.
He couldn't see that well.
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
Because he had fowl languange.
It staged a coup
They egg-cersize.
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Because it didn't see that well.
Because it did.
The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?
Hello from the other side...
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
To get to the same side.
Because Intermediate value theorem
You pullet.
Because it had a bad motivator!
Because the ref was blowing a foul.
HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!
He was two chickens
Because chicken.
Because it was stapled to the Chicken.
To get to the other side!
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Because of its fowl language.
It was stuck to the chicken.
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
With the chicken still around it
To show he wasn't a chicken.
He was safety-pinned to the chicken.
He didn't want to be called chicken
Because it was a fowl.
Terri-fried!
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
Oeuf!
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
A BokBok...
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
Reasons unknown
Damn, I sure got some hot wings!
The tender ones (Badum Tss)
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
It got stuck to the chicken.
Coop d'etah
Because a tuna can!
FaceBAWK!
Because then they would be Chicken sedans
Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!
To get to the other slide...
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
The kernel was looking for him.
He heard the ref was blowing fouls
He was studying foreign languages.
To say Hello from the other side
It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s
Coop-cakes!
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Quack
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!
I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!
She kicked the bucket!
Because the elephant isn't chicken!
By thinking outside the bawks.
Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.
The foxtrot!
To get to the other tide
She wanted to lay it on the line.
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.
Because they don't have chairs.
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
Because he brought his own drumsticks
Fowl play!
Roasting a chicken.
To get to the other aside!
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Because she didn't want to go.
To render the other side.
Chernobyl fall out.
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.
Don't look! I'm changing!
Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
Discreet uniform distribution
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
A gf gif gift grift
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans
Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.
Ben knocking on this door all morning!
So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.
