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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Hot Wing Jokes More Hot Wing Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!