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What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!