What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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Holes mostly...

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With it's sparrowchute!

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!