What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

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What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

An ill-eagle immigrant

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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Linda McCartney

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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

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What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.