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What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Roast Turkey Jokes More Roast Turkey Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!