What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

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What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Holes mostly...

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They just wing it.

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A bird that will talk you ear off!

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One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.