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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.