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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY