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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.