Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!