Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!