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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan