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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow