Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!