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What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!