What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant?

When you ask them "2+2 is?":

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan