What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray