What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.