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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Because the door was ajar!

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Between me and you, "something smells".

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They only had 2 vans

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X-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

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A key.

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Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.