Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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The door won't close

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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Two test-tickles!

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In case he gets a hole-in-one

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You're two shellfish.

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For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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You can't tuna fish.

Quiche Jokes More Quiche Jokes

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.