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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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What broke?

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What kind of bird opens doors?

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One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.