Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

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Bring out your camera.

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What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

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They needed some space.

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What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.