What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.