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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.