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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.