What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them.