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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC