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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them.