What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.