What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.