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Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Christmas Present Jokes More Christmas Present Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

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Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!