Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!