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Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

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What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!