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Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!