How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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What's math?

People who give 110%

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.