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Tour De France Jokes

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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Your Age Is Only Math

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

110 Jokes More 110 Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Sixth Jokes More Sixth Jokes

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

Panzer Jokes More Panzer Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer