Tour De France Jokes

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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Panzer Jokes More Panzer Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Charlie Sheen Jokes More Charlie Sheen Jokes

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Winner Jokes More Winner Jokes

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

110 Jokes More 110 Jokes

What's math?

People who give 110%

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Sixth Jokes More Sixth Jokes

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

7th Jokes More 7th Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)