Tour De France Jokes

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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