Tour De France Jokes

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?