How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

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How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."