How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.