How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

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Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.