How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

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How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.