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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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Roofs.

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Fiddler on the hoof!

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house