Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

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What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!