Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.