Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house