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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Who is a cow and horses favorite artist?

Moo Nay!

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Fiddler Jokes More Fiddler Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house