What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

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What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house