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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

Fiddler Jokes More Fiddler Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house