What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.