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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Fiddler Jokes More Fiddler Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!