What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

Fiddler Jokes More Fiddler Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house