What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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What's the favorite color of horses?

Horse rddish.

Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house