What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!