Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's