Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!