Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!