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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch