Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Who is a cow and horses favorite artist?

Moo Nay!

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent