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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch