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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.