Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

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What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

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Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent