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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks