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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.